NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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