we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
