areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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