I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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