Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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