Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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