i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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I didn't notice because vodka
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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