Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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