if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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