somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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