I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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