I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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