I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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