they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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