is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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