afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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