Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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