i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
This gyro tastes like lonliness
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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