youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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