Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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