weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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