whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
