Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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