Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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