is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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