Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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