I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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