wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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