is your mom at the bar?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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