Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I party with great urgency now.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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