what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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