Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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