i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He felt like a one man threesome
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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