Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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