I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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