wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Someone shattered a urinal.
What a dumb baby whore.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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