Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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