i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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