Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
not ubering you a puppy
Randomize