I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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