I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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