Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You need a sexual gate keeper
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
