i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
send nudes
from the living room?
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