i barfeds in our rink
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
My ass is underappreciated
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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