A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Never underestimate the power of titties
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize