I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The feeling are messing with the penis
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
