Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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