i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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