if you like me you must not know who I am
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm sobbing to NWA
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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