New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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