Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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