im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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