What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
This house was built for laser tag.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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